Bonjour Monsieur 🍾
Child Hood Memories you have to reblog if when you saw this you heard the man say it in your head
This was the most fucking annoying commercial
MY ANACONDA DON’T!
MY ANACONDA DON’T!
MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!
music stops emotion so emotionless I may be
Why questions
Aries: Why do I always feel like i’m missing out on something?
Taurus: Why can’t people see how loyal I am to them?
Gemini: Why can’t I just be alone and feel content?
Cancer: Why am I always underestimated?
Leo: Why do I keep giving and giving with the hope I will receive?
Virgo: Why do I always over think things?
Libra: Why does everyone think i’m so innocent?
Scorpio: Why can’t people stop judging me?
Sagittarius: Why are my expectations always so high?
Capricorn: Why am I never satisfied?
Aquarius: Why are people so oblivious?
Pisces: Why do I analyse everything?
I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS.
We need this if we are to becoming hunters
I ate about 100 cheese balls before realizing the roof of my mouth was being torn up and I think that’s a really good metaphor for how things you care about in life can hurt you
what if u woke up tomorrow and it was the first day of seventh grade and everythings that happened since then was just a dream
A child was forced to lay with her dead counterparts and play dead. A five year old little girl had to lay with her lifeless, blood covered family and stop herself from breathing, blinking, moving to keep herself from getting shot. 10 people were shot, 9 were shot to death. People lost their family. Their friends. But this scum gets an excuse? He gets defense for his deplorable actions? He planned this for MONTHS. He shot down a church and said it was racially motivated. He said, “you rape our women. You’re taking over our country. You have to go.” His head was clear. This is not an insanity plea. He was not losing his mind. He planned it for a long time and voiced his opinions. He supported segregation. He openly hated black people. He is a raging racist. This was not caused by some pills. Pills do not make people racist. Pills don’t make people shoot multiple people in a church. Pills do not make you support segregation. Racism isn’t caused by anything but yourself. Get this shit out of my face. This is perpetuating racism. This is white privilege. This is nothing but wrong. Hundreds of black kids are gunned down for nothing but sagging their pants, and he gets off Scott free because it could be these stupid pills? PILLS?! PILLS DO NOT SHOOT INNOCENT PEOPLE. THIS RAGING RACIST DID. “Don’t blame the gun he picked up.” Yeah fucking blame him.
Lovely things about dating each sign
Aries: they will give you everything they have; it’s all or nothing for them
Taurus: showering you with affection is like second nature
Gemini: that spark never fades
Cancer: they will never fail to see the best in you
Leo: they won’t leave
Virgo: you may catch them looking at you like you hang the moon and the stars, but they’ll deny it every time
Libra: they always come back to you at the end of the night
Scorpio: once they put their trust in you, there’s nothing they won’t do for you
Sagittarius: you’re their rock, it’s your hand they’ll reach for before they do anything reckless
Capricorn: you’ll find a home in them
Aquarius: they may surprise you with the things they remember about you
Pisces: they know what you want without you having to say a word
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